Friday, 1 May 2009

Pundemic

I was worried about swine flu, so I rang NHS Direct, but all I got was crackling. It's a calhamity, I tell you. If it goes to WHO stage 6 it'll be Parmageddon. It'll take more than oinkment to sort this one out. We need a vaccine, quick quick, chop chop!

On another matter, I've decided I'll never have a hangover again. Oh, no. From now on, it'll be wine flu.

Hope I didn't boar you.

9 comments:

HelenMHunt said...

Ha! I love it!

PI said...

That my girl is your ration for the next six months.

JJ Beattie said...

Brilliant.

Kirsty said...

calhamity? oh dear oh dear oh dear...

Lane said...

Very good:-)

Beleaguered Squirrel said...

Piggin' hilarious. ;)

Queenie said...

;-)

SpiralSkies said...

*Groans* Time for you to trotter 'long. Do you write jokes for Harry Hill, perchance? (Ok, I know you won't know who Harry Hill is. But seriously. He's bad. I love him.)

Queenie said...

It's a bit rasher you to suggest that I won't know who Harry Hill is. S'nout to do with watching telly, though - I read about him in the Guardian.